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The “Science” of it all…

You know what i find funni…

Most men are facinated by the notion of two women kissing…namley two extremely hot women.  Well acctually that equally facinates me but that because im bisexual.  lol  But what i find funni is that if you ask them about “real life” lesbiens, they will almost always tell you that every one of them that they have met has either been fat or ugly.  Or at least thats been my personal expirience.

Im not sure why most people have the perception that most lesbiens are on the ugly side.  Most people are very surpirised to find out that im with a girl…Im tall with long dark hair and hazel eyes, very girly, been told im attractive…my girlfriend/fiancee has long blonde hair and brown eyes however people arent so surprised that she is and some people can even tell upon meeting her because she loves sports, plays softball (staple lesbien thing right there) and some of her mannerisms are on the manly side…like the way she sits in a chair sometimes, how obsessive she is about her mustang, and just the way that she carries herself.  But people are stil very facinated when they find out that we are together.  And it works out to our advantage at times as well!  Weve gotten free hotdogs sent to our seats at Yankee Stadium from oogling men and free drinks at the bar…yup…sometimes its a pretty sweet deal. 

So then why the steriotype? 

I guess because there are alot of lesbiens that feel more comfortable with all their hair cut off and in boys clothes and such trying to compensate for all the extra testostorone flowing through their body.  lol  And ive acctually seen some very cute girls with short hair…although i prefer long hair.  I mean look at Portia de Rossi!  Shes very attaractive!!!!  Or Tila Tequila and her show A Shot at Love!!!

Portia De Rossi

Portia De Rossi

 

Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila

 

And then theres the question of if you are a girl, why would you be with a girl that looks like a guy…why not just be with a guy.  ITS DIFFERENT.  A.  maybe they just dont like penis and it doesnt turn them on…and…B. a relationship with a women is different.  Its deeper and more emotional…its on a totally different level once you become that close to another woman.  Its indescribable.

Thats really the only way to explain the “science”.  If thats what one should call it.

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4 Dreams I Had Last Night

I managed to remember 4 weird dreams last night…

 

 

1.  Weird…everytime i was driving i would black out…and my “black outs” felt like i was falling (you know that feeling of falling you sometimes expirience before you fall asleep…).  At one point i had to take someone in the car with me…i think my grandmother but someone who acctually didnt look like my real grandmother at all…and i was nervous because i didnt want anyone to know that i blacked out when i drove.  Apparently when i blacked out with her in the car i told her that i was raped when i was younger and thats why all this was happening to me and i needed help.

2.  Short…i dont know where i was but i saw one of my best friends that i acctually havent talked to in months and when i said hello she screamed at me that she was done with me because i didnt meet her for coffee at 8am a really time ago.

 

3.  My fiancee takes me and one of my cooks, Freddy to his house and proceeds to try to intiate a threesome which i am not cool with and which she would never ever do.  We finish, or she does rather, and i ask her if that means i can bring any guy i want into our relationship.  She says yes and i tell her that i wouldnt ever want to do that anyway.  She tells me she is ready for a change and she might want to start being with guys too and im not cool with that.  We leave, seperatly and pissed off.

 

4.  Im taking a purple satin and ruffled wedding dress or bridesmaid dress to some dress shop in a small town.  I finally get there and plan on either selling it to them or giving it to them.  I walk in and there are people everywhere and the building is dark with elaborate wood and decorations.  I finally find the man who i am supposed to talk to and realize that i stepped into the middle of an indian wedding.

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Books You Wouldnt Want Your Children Reading

Mommy Likes Box

 

Who's Baby Is It

 

 

Horton Hires a Hoe

 

 

Learn to Pimp

 

 

My First Rave

 

 

Padddington Gets Tanked

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